New Moms BUG

I don't really know what the etiquette is, I know it's very delicate and sensitive,

but let me just go ahead and say it to the new moms out there: I don't want to receive the weekly updated images of your newborn in crazy hates, positions, and so forth--seriously,  it's hard enough to be happy for you while we're being single and slightly bitter  let alone ooh and aww  while I have 92 messages I'm trying to ignore in my in box. So, pretty please drop my name off your list,  I do love you and I think you are a sexy bitch mommy sans the updates.