Bitter Salutation

I just received a phone message from this guy who kind of bugs me to begin with , then he had to sign off his voicemail message with a big bad bang.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone says or writes "hope you're well" I have no idea why but its like fingernails on a chalkboard and it makes me 1. Disown you as a friend 2. Want to Kick your ass.

"Take Care" is a close second.

Try harder, pull together a better group of words, a more thought out less cliche option. I promise you'll feel sexier for having done so-- or at least I will.

Sent from my sexy brilliant blackberry.